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turnt3chgodh34d:

perspectiveartist:

turnt3chgodh34d:

underth3bridge:

oldirtyhank:

imariddle:

FOR EMAN. HANDS OFF

Just read about this shit. Nuckin’ Futs.

FIVE “ZOMBIE” ATTACKS IN FLORIDA THIS MONTH. FOR FUCKING REAL. GOOGLE THAT SHIT.

Or maybe y’all fucknuts can read about how that guy was on LSD

People can’t make a joke anymore? :/ Sheesh.

no they can but i follow several florida related blogs as well as several people actually from florida (WOAH) and i’ve heard this joke approximately nine hundred and sixty three times

perspectiveartist:

turnt3chgodh34d:

underth3bridge:

oldirtyhank:

imariddle:

FOR EMAN. HANDS OFF

Just read about this shit. Nuckin’ Futs.

FIVE “ZOMBIE” ATTACKS IN FLORIDA THIS MONTH.
FOR FUCKING REAL. GOOGLE THAT SHIT.

Or maybe y’all fucknuts can read about how that guy was on LSD

People can’t make a joke anymore? :/ Sheesh.

no they can but i follow several florida related blogs as well as several people actually from florida (WOAH) and i’ve heard this joke approximately nine hundred and sixty three times

all-through-time-and-space:

That awkward moment when…

Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

You will laugh out loud!

lulz-time:

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americans really annoy me

in america we have the freedom to be annoying

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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lulz-time:

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